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What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (2018)7.0/10. A must watch after watching DS9. It goes into the successes and faults of the original show, has a ton of great interviews, and is really insightful to watch.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)7.9/10. A hilarious meta-comedy movie. Nicholas cage and Pedro Pascal both knock it out of the park with this one.
Ghost Rider (2007)5.5/10. If you accidentally missed the first half of the movie, don't worry. You know just as much as the person who started from the beginning. It's an absolutely terrible movie but super funny to watch.
A Goofy Movie (1995)7.1/10. Way funnier than I thought it would be. The theme of the movie isn't too great but any movie with Goofy in it is funny.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)6.5/10. They removed 2 dimensions from Han's character. His entire character and backstory of his life is based on two weeks of events.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)5.7/10. It feels like they fired all of the writers to pay for more CG artists. "Somehow, Palpatine returned" says all you need to know about the writing. A lot of character development from the previous two movies was thrown out the window for this movie.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)6.2/10. The plot with Rey, Luke, and Kylo is engaging and interesting but the plot with Finn, Rose, Poe and the resistance is absolutely terrible writing. The characters don't grow and the dialog feels forcefully inserted. The only reason I rated it relatively high is because the force is represented as balance very well in this movie.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)7.1/10. Rewatching this movie, it has a decently solid plot, nice effects, and mildly funny jokes. I only wish it didn't directly copy the same story as A New Hope. Also, watching Rey learn the force makes me think I could probably become a Jedi master in a week. Smh Anakin.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005)7.3/10. The best part of this movie is the Mustafar duel and the memes.
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002)7.7/10. The acting is significantly better and the plot is more believable. And the memes start to pop up more.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999)6.0/10. The acting is pretty bad and some of the character's decisions don't make any sense. The only redeeming quality of the movie is the Darth Maul fight at the end.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983)6.2/10. The plot jumps around a bit and the acting is a bit cheesy. But the ewoks are cute!
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)7.8/10. Probably my favorite Star Wars movie. The plot is engaging, the characters are three-dimensional, and all have great dialogue.
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)6.6/10. It's not the best movie but still a classic.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)6.0/10. It's what you would expect from a random sequel to a standalone movie. To me it feels like another DnD movie. Some persuasions and stunts are so unbelievable the actors must have rolled a natural 20.
National Treasure (2004)7.0/10. I went into the movie remembering it as a meme but it's honestly not a terrible movie. No doubt due to Nicolas Cage's impeccable acting ability. The movie has aged considerably but it's charming in Indiana Jones/Tomb Raider fashion. It's silly but charming.
Galaxy Quest (1999)7.6/10. This is the funniest parody of a Star Trek/Star Wars/Stargate franchise. The acting is incredible, the bits are hilarious and spot on, and the plot is overall pretty enjoyable. I love this movie.
Goonies (1985)6.7/10. The cast has great chemistry but the plot is 1-dimensional and the character relationships are surface level. It's still a funny movie with a star-filled cast.
Zoolander (2001)5.9/10. I watched this to get context on the memes and I wasn't disappointed. It's such a corny superficial movie but it was wacky enough to keep my attention.
Twilight (2008)6.5/10. The blue filter is so overwhelming and the effects are so unbearably cheesy but it's kinda funny.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)6.5/10. Michaelangelo is the funny one, Raphael is the sad one, Leonardo is the leader, and Donatello is the purple one. I only watched this for the nostalgia value.
Labyrinth (1986)6.2/10. This is such a nostalgic movie for me. It's silly, weird, fun, and full of adventure. And David is really packing... if you know what I mean.
Django Unchained (2023)6.8/10. DiCaprio's acting along with the glass smash behind the scenes is awesome.
A Haunting in Venice (2023)6.5/10. It tries hard to be a whodunit movie and a horror movie, but it really ends up being a disappointment. The cinematography was very strange.