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2023

The Flash (2023)5.5/10. None of the characters grew or developed throughout the movie, especially the main character. The humor was crude and unfunny and the CGI effects were terrible.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)6.9/10. The plot was a bit sporadic jumping from point to point but otherwise a decent ending to the guardians of the galaxy movies.
Free Solo (2018)6.8/10. Pretty impressive climber.
Jingle All the Way (1996)6.0/10. Not a good movie but a fun movie. It's turbo time!
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)6.7/10. To emphasize how significant the battle is in the book, there isn't a chapter with the name "five armies" in it.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)7.1/10.
Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)5.5/10.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)6.2/10. This movie was a lot worse than I remember. I guess it wasn't a completely terrible movie if you never read the book.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)6.9/10. Pretty decent if you're a fan of the book like I am... except for all the CGI.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)7.6/10. A great movie even if you have no DND knowledge. If you do have DND knowledge, you'll understand a lot of small name references and implicit natural 20 or natural 1 rolls.
Suzume (2022)6.5/10.
Wokatoi: Love is Hard for Otaku (2020)4.8/10. I didn't expect this movie to turn into a musical.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)8.4/10. The subplots haven't yet been resolved so this is the highest rating I can give... which is already very high.
Inspector Gadget (1999)4.6/10.
Men in Black 3 (2012)7.5/10.
Men in Black II (2002)6.7/10.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)7.2/10.
Men in Black (1997)7.2/10.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)6.9/10. I was incredibly impressed with the opening scene, specifically with the de-aging.
Ant-Man (2015)7.2/10.
Terminator Genisys (2015)4.7/10. Lazy character writing and editing - did an AI write this movie? Skynet must actually be real.
Terminator Salvation (2009)5.8/10.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)6.1/10.
See How They Run (2022)6.8/10.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)7.4/10.
The Terminator (1984)6.6/10.